Irondad fic ideas #123

• The boys are idiots, endlessly failing to admit that they see each other as father and son, and Pepper and May are sick of it. After yet another day of watching this oblivious dance, they're both about ready to tear their hair out.
• So, they hatch a plan.
• Pepper hires May as her personal assistant / travel companion. This leaves Peter in Tony's care at the tower, while May joins Pepper in her continent-hopping reign of terror upon the business world.
• As expected, by the time they return, after weeks in Italy and Japan and wherever else, Tony and Peter have fully worked out their feelings. Now, they're just nervous about revealing their newfound dad + son discovery to May and Pepper.
• Their expressions when May and Pepper both look at each other and then burst out laughing - are priceless

Bonus:

• It's Happy or Rhodey who realizes that, really, Pepper has had the last laugh of them all
• After months of bickering with May, trying to get her to accept a high-paying job at SI and to possibly even move into the tower, Pepper has finally gotten her wish
• When May realizes she's been played, she can't even be that mad about it because she's so impressed. But rest assured, when the next prank war arises, Pepper will get hers.
• Never before has someone dared to prank Pepper. That rule is about to change.

what if?

Steve’s first arrest vs. Eddie’s 4th— (we can all guess who’s fault it was 😭😭)

I couldn’t NOT do the Barbie meme, it fits them so so well

Eddie quickly gets used to having his sleep interrupted while in hospital: jolted awake by his blood pressure or temperature getting checked, or his meds being adjusted yet again. Even when he’s left alone, the nights are hardly peaceful—the relentless beep of machinery, the echoing voices of staff in the corridors.

But he doesn’t mind being woken by this.

“I’m just saying it’s gonna skew the results, Steve.”

“Skew the—you’re talking out your ass. Dude, it’s the exact same goddamn candy bar.”

“There’s vending machines on different floors! That could affect the taste.”

“In what world would that—”

“The altitude!”

“Oh, Jesus Christ.”

It amuses Eddie to no end how Steve and Dustin talk; they’re whispering, sure, but they somehow sound even louder than if they just spoke normally. It’s like they read a guidebook on hospital protocol which told them to talk in hushed tones, and they tried their best only to immediately fail.

Eddie drifts out of the light sleep he’d fallen into, blinks a few times.

The first thing he notices is the scrappy sheet of paper left on his bed; from the little he can make out of Dustin’s handwriting, it’s reviews of various types of candy from the hospital vending machines, complete with pairing notes like it’s a goddamn wine tasting.

“Please?”

“Dude. Not the eyes.”

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Miles should know better than to look directly at the sun ☀️

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

Adventures in babysitting: a saga

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Bonus:

*The Avengers sitting around the living room*

Clint: let's play Two Truths One Lie

Natasha: yeah i've heard of that one.

Peter: oh i'll go first!

Peter: i'm small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!

Tony: that's the right idea kiddo but it's gotta be a bit more challenging for everybod-

Pepper: his eyes are brown.

Tony: ....

Tony: a building wHAT

Uni is over, resume AU posting-

HI!! Sorry for the slow update, as thanks have some Welcome Home AU doodles!! Gonna start calling this the Real World AU, though it's also nicknamed the Playfellow Company AU-

Was gonna do more plot related stuff but I was compelled to draw Fionn, idk he's just fun to draw and you lot seem to like him- but anyways enjoy!

Oops! I didn't want to do my own Welcome Home AU, but still I'm here came up with an idea...

I really love detective stuff and I have my own detective characters and a little story about them, which I'm slowly developing, so while I was drawing em, this little thought popped into my head

AU where Wally is a detective and working with his partners - Julie, Frank and Barnaby. People are starting to disappear in the city, strange things happen every day, all the evidence leads to Howdy, who in this universe is the head of a company that supplies apples all over the city, but is everything so simple with this? In fact, he is the head of one of the largest criminal organizations. Wally and his team are trying to deal with this case, helping the rest of the characters along the way

That's all!
It's funny to think that this is just a story that Wally made up in his head because he couldn't steal a couple of apples from Howdy

I imagine Wally interrogating suspects, getting information out of them with his creepy eyes...

Dunno if anyone had a similar idea haha
I'll draw other characters later